Friday, January 08, 2010


Pin It Now! intestinal nightmare.

I will not eat it anywhere.

I don't care about fried chicken,

or its claim of finger-lickin'.

Hydrogenation's not for me.

I want my food trans-fat free!!

Oh no! Wait, there is a place

I'll eat this gloopy, white disgrace.

Mmmmm, rich buttercream

and fondant dream;

I'll eat you up upon a cake!

Please don't call me phony, fake.

I just can't refuse the taste!

I cannot let it go to waste!

Just one meal--

No big deal.

But... until the next birthday rolls around,

In my food no Crisco will be found!

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