Monday, September 21, 2009

60 Days of Happiness Guaranteed?

Pin It Now! Wow. Did I just misread the new slogan of Always?

Have a happy period. Guaranteed.

It could just be me, but I don't believe I have EVER, EVER had a happy period. Ever! And that doesn't even count the week prior, which is WORSE! And I believe I just might have a witness or two to vouch for me on that one!

Apparently though, if I use the all new, amazingly absorbent Always Infinity feminine napkins then I am all of a sudden going to have 6o days of guaranteed happiness a year.

Hey, maybe these pads are better than others, but I sho ain't fallin' for the "happy" bologna! If somebody really wants to make me happy while I am "at the back of the camp" so to speak, don't let my chocolate run out, don't say anything remotely negative, which could lead to an emotional downpour at any given and unexpected moment, and send me away all by myself with a very generous gift card to a favorite store. There, now that will surely make me happy. :)


Jane Anne said...

LOL! I am with you on this one.

Please read my post today: Sarah

Allyson said...

I think you misinterpreted it...

They are the happy ones because you're spending money on their product, which is making them rich! And if you're buying, it's guaranteed to make them money.

That's who's happy!

Actually, Hershey's should be the one with that slogan!


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